just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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