its not stalking. its research.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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