I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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