One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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