I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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