Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize