drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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