We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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