Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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