I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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