Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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