I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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