I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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