We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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