did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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