somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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