carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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