officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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