My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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