Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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