Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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