My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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