I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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