You made me cry and you don't even care
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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