We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
so much tequila, so little girl.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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