Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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