dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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