just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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