Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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