but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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