i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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