So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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