his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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