they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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