We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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