small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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