Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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