Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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