dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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