Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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