I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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