i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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