Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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