Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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