I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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