And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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