Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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