It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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