I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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