Hey man sorry I got all grabby
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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