My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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