I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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