I showed him my bush... on skype.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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