problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Congratulations! We have a period
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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