Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You are a genius and a whore.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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