1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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