Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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