I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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